1 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:17,694 Bravo! 2 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:35,618 I found you. 3 00:00:36,454 --> 00:00:37,464 Cool. 4 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,580 You guys play very well. 5 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:44,629 Thanks. 6 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,928 Here. You dropped this. 7 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:19,584 HOW TO SURVIVE BEING SINGLE 8 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,253 FISH: Where were you last night, Sebastián? I hooked up with La Matadora. 9 00:01:25,336 --> 00:01:27,296 GONZO: Guys, get ready. Next Friday is the taco eating contest. 10 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,089 FISH: A whole year of free tacos. They got nothing on us. 11 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,513 MAFER: You guys always get a stomachache. FABIANA: And you never win anything. 12 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,263 Everything is great. 13 00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:36,845 Thanks for asking, I'll tell you later. See you on Friday. 14 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,271 Julieta! 15 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:41,098 Julieta! 16 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:42,975 What's up, baby face? 17 00:01:43,062 --> 00:01:44,692 I didn't leave you, relax. 18 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:46,231 Hey... 19 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:48,858 Why are you wearing a man's shirt? 20 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:51,864 It's my "day after" shirt. 21 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:54,411 -Really? -Why the tattoo? 22 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:59,700 Oh, I was kidnapped by a sect not long ago and they wouldn't let me go. 23 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,157 A sect, how sexy! 24 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:06,420 -You're sexy, like a rabid dog. -No, I'm brushing my teeth! 25 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:08,709 I'll brush mine with you. 26 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:21,680 It's strange that you've never used 3nder. 27 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:23,886 No, it's my first time. 28 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:27,146 It's a great tool for those who are happy as a couple 29 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:28,981 but want something extra. 30 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,236 Carlos and I have an open relationship. 31 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:34,198 We believe polygamy is the most natural thing in the world. 32 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,570 Yeah, it is! 33 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:38,584 -Right? -Yeah. I've always wanted to do this, 34 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:43,619 but I never found people like you, cool and beautiful. 35 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:47,166 The swinger world is full of strange, weird people. 36 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:48,251 Yeah. 37 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,745 That's why Rocio and I search for this connection. 38 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,628 Me too. I look for connections too. 39 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:56,675 -You do? -Yeah. When I find one, I go for it. 40 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,679 -Go for it. -Go for it. 41 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,119 Damn wimps, eat this. 42 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:25,041 Just because Sebastián isn't here, we're not going to lose. We got this. 43 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:28,502 I'm full. Sebas was our man for the home stretch! I can't eat anymore! 44 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:29,884 Eat, motherfucker! 45 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:31,839 Come on! 46 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:34,631 -Shit, yeah! -You're shitting me. 47 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,085 Fucking hell. 48 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:39,465 I'm so proud! I've never won anything in my life. 49 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,473 -You hardly ate anything, idiot. -Sebastián! 50 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,556 We won, man! We won! 51 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:47,393 Why are you not here, you traitor? 52 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:49,398 Dude, that's great. Congratulations. 53 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,440 Free tacos for a year, and we won't give you any, 54 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:53,534 you fucking deserter! 55 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:57,359 Look, these are the wimps we beat, check them out! 56 00:03:57,446 --> 00:04:00,656 Hey, it's the guy from Humped! 57 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:03,241 It's Dumped, stupid. Dumped. 58 00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:05,657 No, idiot, it's Humped. 59 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,998 Dude, those asses are great. 60 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:14,835 Tell that guy to keep hitting them hard, hard, hard! 61 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:17,221 Pay our bill, motherfuckers! 62 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:18,629 You fucking bottomless pit! 63 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:21,597 Dude. What's Humped? 64 00:04:21,679 --> 00:04:22,509 I don't know. 65 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,178 What are you doing? 66 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,136 I'm going home. This was only sex. 67 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:31,608 But it doesn't have to be that way. 68 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:36,069 -Stay. I'll take you tomorrow. Stay. -Exactly. Take it easy. 69 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,781 Relax. 70 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:45,700 Danny Boy. My phone's camera is unbelievable. 71 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,294 You know what it doesn't have? 72 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:50,042 -What? -An alert. 73 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:53,294 -You sent an e-mail and didn't copy me. -It was for Mafer, my girlfriend. 74 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:57,257 Copy me anyway. We wouldn't want me to miss another meeting. 75 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:01,049 Answer that. 76 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:04,434 -Hello? -Who is it? 77 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,270 Mr. Takei. 78 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,314 Yeah, thanks for reaching out. 79 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:13,563 Pussies! Morning glory. 80 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:16,187 I already spent my yearly budget on prostitutes, man. 81 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:19,525 I don't know, Billy. The other day, my girl said I smelled of whores. 82 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:22,031 And you call yourselves the pussy brokers? 83 00:05:25,034 --> 00:05:26,374 Ginger Boy! 84 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:28,002 See you soon. Okay. 85 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:32,292 Danny Boy, wanna get something to eat? 86 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:35,344 -Aren't you eating with Billy? -No, we don't like his plans. 87 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:38,014 -Okay. -Good. 88 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:44,385 Shit, it's the boss! 89 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:45,930 He hasn't been here in months. 90 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,183 He only comes when there's something really important. Shit, shit. 91 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:51,515 Daniel, I need you to come with me now, urgently. 92 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:56,318 Ariadna, why didn't you tell me that Dad was coming? 93 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:59,688 -Do I have a meeting with him? -No, he's not here to see you. 94 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:02,147 -What's he here for, then? -To meet with Daniel. 95 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:04,911 Let's go. 96 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,243 Come on, Daniel! 97 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:21,008 -Hi. -Good morning! 98 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:23,260 -It smells so good. -We made pancakes 99 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:26,102 -because you said you love them. -It's our vegan recipe. 100 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,137 Good morning. 101 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,520 -Hey. Thanks a lot. -It's okay. 102 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,981 What's wrong? Do I have bad breath? 103 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:38,862 No, pretty. We have certain rules. 104 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,111 -What rules? -Yeah. 105 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:43,822 In order for us to work, we only kiss each other. 106 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,494 I mean, as a couple. 107 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:46,702 Okay, okay. 108 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:49,792 We always end up being hurt by the people who come into our lives. 109 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,408 They eventually go away. 110 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:54,745 As primary lovers, these things keep us close, you know. 111 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:56,042 Yes, yes. 112 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:59,665 Since we know that we're always going to be together... 113 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:04,763 -That's brilliant. I totally agree with you. -We're just getting to know each other. 114 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:05,932 It was one night. 115 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,850 -Have a seat. -Thanks. 116 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,719 -Help yourself. -Thank you so much. 117 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:15,140 This reminds me, when I was little, we used to make pancakes for my mom. 118 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:16,807 Pass the butter? 119 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,145 It's in the fridge. 120 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,270 Thank you. 121 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:24,191 Well, I would like to meet them. 122 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,528 Yes, I would love that. 123 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,373 But my mom is in jail. 124 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:33,035 She left my dad in a coma after she caught him cheating on her... 125 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,077 with other men. 126 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:38,415 In a huge satanic orgy. 127 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:40,794 Well, those things... 128 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:42,048 happen. 129 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:46,129 Of course those things don't happen! It's a joke, idiot! 130 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,966 What do you mean, a joke? Why do you do that to me? 131 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:53,392 -Come on, baby face! -No, I don't want to. No. 132 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:04,652 What are you looking for, bud? 133 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:07,735 -Humped. -You mean, Dumped. 134 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:10,121 No, that's the title. Humped. 135 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:11,529 You mean, Humped? 136 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:12,827 Humped. 137 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:14,954 Humped. 138 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,077 Yeah, man. 139 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,666 Let me see. 140 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:23,672 Do you want to take these too? 141 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:25,174 -I have the two parts. -Wow. 142 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:26,545 There it is. 143 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,426 You should take the sequel too. 144 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,429 -There's a sequel? -Sure. Humped 2. Look. 145 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,602 Great! 146 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,020 -How about The Sleazy Family? -No, come on. 147 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:38,309 I didn't think you'd like it, but... 148 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,807 -Fucking's a Bitch? -No, only this one. 149 00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:42,396 -Sure? -Yeah, thanks man. 150 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:44,861 Do you have a bag? It's kind of embarrassing. 151 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:47,362 We don't use bags, we have to save the planet. 152 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:48,364 Yes, that's true. 153 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,235 -Bye. -So long. 154 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:50,611 Enjoy it. 155 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,406 Thanks. 156 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:55,947 These people. 157 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:01,665 It's overcast today. 158 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,876 -It's up high. -Yes. 159 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:12,182 What if this were the end of the world? 160 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:14,851 I'd be here to die at your side. 161 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,470 -You know all your lines! -Yeah? 162 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,057 How do you do it? Can you cry and everything? 163 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:23,063 I'd rather not discuss that. 164 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,856 -Everything okay? -Yeah, it's Fish and his bullshit. 165 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,818 -You wanna come? -Introducing your friends? 166 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,824 -Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. -Yeah. 167 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:37,447 I don't know what Fish wants, but I told you, my friends are kind of nuts. 168 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:39,406 But they're really cool. 169 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:42,456 If they're your friends, I'll like them. Come here. 170 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:46,302 -Yeah? -Yeah. 171 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,051 What's with these drawings? 172 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:52,381 I volunteer at a foundation for kids with vision problems. 173 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:53,587 -No way. -I swear. 174 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:57,431 This was made by a boy without wearing his glasses 175 00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:00,354 and then the same boy wearing glasses. 176 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,234 I can't tell the difference. 177 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,941 I know, neither can they. 178 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,061 I give A's to all of them. 179 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,145 Come here. Come on. 180 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:13,664 -Over here. -What are you doing? 181 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:14,819 Sit there. 182 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,164 Red, my favorite one. 183 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:22,578 What--? 184 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,290 Dude! 185 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:27,542 What are you doing? 186 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,837 Draw me, Jack. 187 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,716 -Draw me like your nearsighted kids draw. -What are you up to? 188 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,759 -I'll hang it up at home. -Let me see. 189 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,231 Daniel Lebrija. 190 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,483 -Any relation to Mario Lebrija? -He's my dad. 191 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:49,725 Why aren't you working for him? 192 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:53,196 Because I've always tried to make my own way. 193 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:56,108 That's very respectable. You deserve all my admiration. 194 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,283 I've been following your career closely. 195 00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:01,947 Your investments in Fibra UNO, and I'm very proud of you. 196 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,907 I always try to do my best for the Ariza Group. 197 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:07,327 I wish Billy realized what a good influence you could be on him. 198 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:11,923 He thinks he's Gordon Gekko. 199 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,378 But he has the intelligence of a child. 200 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,929 You understand why I can't trust him with certain things. 201 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:24,234 He saw The Wolf of Wall Street one too many times! 202 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,773 Yes, your son can be quite eccentric at times. 203 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,984 He's just like that damn lazy bum. 204 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:32,315 I think he has his own pace, yes. 205 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,704 We weren't expecting him. He's the "caboose." 206 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,739 His testicles haven't dropped yet. 207 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:45,121 I want you to do the presentation for the Japanese clients. 208 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:48,584 -For tomorrow morning? -You're our star broker. 209 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:54,207 In this company, we reward sacrifices with a triple bonus. 210 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:58,471 Thank you, sir, I promise... I won't let you down. 211 00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:01,562 You can count on it, sir. Thank you. 212 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,308 -Excuse me. -Good day. 213 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,774 Press the green button, man! 214 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,444 Goodbye, goodbye. 215 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,952 Danny! Congratulations! 216 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,779 Thirty-fifth floor! 217 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,075 -Thirty-fifth floor! -Man... 218 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:24,239 Thirty-fifth floor! 219 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,947 That's it, champ! 220 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,657 Thirty-fifth floor! 221 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,537 Thanks, people. 222 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,964 -Congratulations. -Thanks. Thanks. 223 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,253 -What happened? -Ariza gave me his blessing. 224 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,337 -No way. -Yeah. 225 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:39,892 The last time he did that was 10 years ago. Today, that guy is CFO at JP Morgan. 226 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:43,508 -You should introduce us. -But I have to pull another all-nighter. 227 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:46,477 -It's the third in a row. -The presentation is tomorrow at 8. 228 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:49,848 -Shit, you should have asked for more time. -And tell him I can't do it? 229 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,436 -How many hours have you been sleeping? -Two or three. 230 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,402 Come on, man. You have to take care of yourself. 231 00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:57,943 If I get that account, I can even give Jaureguiberri an extra tip. 232 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,448 But without a groom, there can be no wedding. 233 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,412 I don't want Mafer to be a widow. 234 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,702 -That's scary. -It's all right. 235 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,285 Don't worry, you go rest. 236 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,660 -Congratulations. -Thanks. 237 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:17,258 They're kind of weird, but they're the best. 238 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,129 Yeah, I'm a bit scared. 239 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,926 Sure, you're a bit scared. Bullshit. 240 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,764 Dude. Taste this. 241 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:27,556 I've been shitting ever since we ate those tacos. 242 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,641 Try it, it's really spicy. 243 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:30,766 Seriously. 244 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,273 Come here. 245 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,936 -The traitor is here. -Hi. 246 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:40,195 -Look. This is Julieta, Gonzo. -Hi. 247 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,323 -Come in, welcome. -Thank you. 248 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,575 -Hi! -Mafer, Fish, Julieta. 249 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:51,582 -Hi, what's up? -Welcome! Welcome, Julieta. 250 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:56,085 So you weren't MIA. You were with pussy. Well done! 251 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,419 -Mafer, where's Daniel? -Working tirelessly forever. 252 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:01,932 That must be Fabiana. 253 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,468 You didn't tell me you were bringing a guest. 254 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:07,263 -I'll just leave. -No, no, no! 255 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,807 Of course I'm not leaving. 256 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,640 -Ignore him. -Calm down, Fish. This is Julieta. 257 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,016 She truly does exist. 258 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,153 This is Fish, my best friend, a being of light. Get used to him. 259 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,571 -Hello. -What's up, Julieta? 260 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:20,109 I'm so glad you exist, really. 261 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,203 I was just saying that I don't think this is a good time 262 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:23,949 because we're going to watch something personal. 263 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,320 Fish, she's "the one." Don't screw it up. 264 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,988 Okay, fine. We won't watch this. It's canceled. 265 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,997 -We're not canceling anything. -Come on, Gonzo. 266 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,079 If she's the one, she's cool. 267 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,924 It's not a good idea, Gonzo. Accept it. 268 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,751 -Hi. -Hi. 269 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:38,836 -Rocio. -Hi. 270 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,710 -Carlos. -Hello. 271 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,047 Come in, make yourselves at home. 272 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,763 Oh, she exists! 273 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:47,353 -Mescal, whiskey... -It's movie night. 274 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,639 -Thanks. -Thanks. 275 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:52,227 -Good evening. -See you. 276 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,602 -Congratulations, champ. -Thanks, dude. 277 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:57,436 I heard that you carry all the responsibility tomorrow. 278 00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:00,482 How do you do it? You take supplements, right? 279 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,609 I have this great Bolivian sugar, man. 280 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:05,816 Bolivian sugar? 281 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:11,449 No, dude. No, thanks, all I use is coffee. 282 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:15,416 -Nobody can work all night on that. You sure? -Yeah, just coffee. 283 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:19,208 -This stuff is so white, it's prejudiced. -No doubt, but no, thanks. 284 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:20,424 Suit yourself. 285 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,512 You know I hate it, right? 286 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,215 My father choosing you. 287 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,058 I wish it were me. 288 00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:34,599 But it's not. You better do it right, otherwise we'll all be screwed. 289 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,523 You can't fuck up. 290 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,943 Dad has never trusted me... 291 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,112 but he trusts you. 292 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,110 I'll leave... 293 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,651 I'll leave this here in case you get tired. 294 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,357 -To Ariza, dude. -To Ariza. 295 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,026 To Ariza Blue! 296 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,824 Who's my boy? Who's my boy? 297 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,623 The show is about to begin. 298 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,538 I didn't order pizza. 299 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,628 TAKE ME 300 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,050 No way, man! 301 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,511 -Fish, what is this? -No. 302 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:08,972 It's Humped. 303 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,052 Did you see Dumped? 304 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,427 He's a dead ringer for Sebastián. 305 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,595 It's you, isn't it? 306 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:18,234 Of course not. Look at the size of that thing! 307 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,691 Careful, Mafer, I'm gonna tell Daniel that you're still hungry. 308 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,229 Where did you get that? 309 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,317 Well... 310 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,744 They made a frame-by-frame replica of Dumped, 311 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,872 and it's selling like crazy. 312 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:33,579 It's number one on the black market, except you fuck in this one. 313 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,330 But this Peter the Prick is bigger than you, with all due respect, Julieta. 314 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,924 For real, bro. No homo. 315 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,538 How do you know? Besides, you can tell... 316 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,052 that they used camera and makeup tricks here. 317 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,721 -Angles, CGI. -What if we leave? 318 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:51,139 -Yeah, the camera tricks... -Of course! 319 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,219 ...must be why his cock is three times bigger than yours. 320 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:58,604 I'm sorry, friends. I forgot we had an engagement. 321 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,015 -You're leaving? -I forgot. 322 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,023 -Bye-bye. -Enjoy the flick. 323 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,855 -Bye. -Drop by anytime, friends. 324 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,396 Can I turn it off now? 325 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,946 -No! -Let me see myself! 326 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,699 -I want to see you in action. Come here. -That's what I'm talking about! 327 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:14,873 Come here. 328 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,414 Don't look! Don't look! 329 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,245 Hit it! Hit it! 330 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,415 -Fuck, yeah! -No way! 331 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:24,962 I had never done... 332 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:28,876 Knock, knock. 333 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:30,797 Why are you so covered up? 334 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:34,757 -Because... Because it's Tuesday. -So? 335 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:37,216 -It's Spooning Tuesday. -Exactly. 336 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:40,437 Who cares? We can spoon later. Look at me. 337 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:43,018 Fabiana, it's okay to be good once in a while, 338 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:46,324 -and Tuesdays are the perfect day. -You have too many rules. 339 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,319 Because it's Spooning Tuesday. 340 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,281 What the hell is Spooning Tuesday? 341 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,991 Is this why we left the party? We were having fun. 342 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,952 Right. We meant to tell you that... 343 00:17:57,035 --> 00:18:00,115 the porn movie at your friends' place was in terrible taste. 344 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:03,035 -Yeah, and a bit offensive too. -Seriously. 345 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,458 Yeah. 346 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,498 -Come on. -Yeah. 347 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,248 Come on, Fabi. 348 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,295 Let's spoon. 349 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,596 Let's spoon. 350 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,466 Who's going to spoon tonight? 351 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,347 -Me! -Me too. 352 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:29,275 Are you sending photos of your boobs? 353 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,149 Yeah, since you two won't pay attention to me. 354 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,066 What? You mean, you're seeing other people? 355 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:35,534 Didn't you say polygamy was the most natural thing? 356 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,735 Oh, my God. 357 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:40,695 Yes, but we're in a three-way. There are rules, Fabiana. 358 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,367 Go to sleep. Put it over there. 359 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,456 Enough. 360 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,931 Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is the big day! 361 00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:01,142 Lorena, greet the clients downstairs. Thank you. 362 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:04,024 Ginger Boy, put your foot down. 363 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,562 That's considered bad manners in Japan. 364 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,566 -Danny Boy! -Hey. 365 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,938 -I checked the presentation and sent it back. -So I'll use that one? 366 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:12,986 For Ariza. 367 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,153 For Ariza. 368 00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,488 -Show me the money. -Show me the money. 369 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:17,743 Money. 370 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,367 Come on! 371 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,409 This is Daniel. 372 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,454 We're really proud of him. 373 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,708 So moving forward with the presentation... 374 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,090 According to our data analytics 375 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,128 and the experience we've had for the last five years, 376 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,473 I think it's very safe to say 377 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,719 that investing right now 378 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,851 represents almost zero risk 379 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,138 and great monetary 380 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,892 -and social rewards. -Cocaine. 381 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,811 -Really? -Exactly. 382 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,820 -That's what we're on. -Danny... 383 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,439 That's how we do it here at Grupo Ariza. 384 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,435 -That's how you do it? -Yeah. 385 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,450 Lebrija, gather your things and go. 386 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,207 -But... -Get out! 387 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,301 What a disappointment, Danny Boy. 388 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:29,603 I just got out of makeup and then I'll be in wardrobe. 389 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:32,937 Tell the doorman that Sebastián Ybarra is expecting you 390 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,984 and they'll tell you where I am. 391 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,700 Hey, I'm glad you're coming. I miss you. 392 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,621 Hey! Bye. Poncho. 393 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,870 -Hey! -What's up? 394 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,869 -How are you? Fine. -Fine. And you? 395 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,495 Sebas. It's been so long. 396 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,042 -What are you doing here? -We're filming an ad. 397 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:55,246 -Vegan pork rinds. It's good. -Sounds great. 398 00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,258 And because of the rule. 399 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,717 The rule? 400 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,183 The rule. 401 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,507 -What rule? -You don't know the rule? 402 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,886 Maybe I do. 403 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,603 If you say the beginning, I might know the end. 404 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:10,234 One or two independent movies... 405 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,111 And a commercial. 406 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:15,818 Of course! Two movies, one commercial. The rule. 407 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,820 -He doesn't know. -I know. 408 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,573 What are you doing here? 409 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:22,405 I'm in Farré's new movie. 410 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,582 -Is he here? -Yes, over at that studio. 411 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,205 -Congratulations! -That's really cool, man. 412 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:34,248 It's a hard, arduous process but enriching too. 413 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:38,455 He made me lose 50 pounds and then he cut me out of the film. 414 00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:42,588 -He cut you out of the whole movie? -Dude, he cut me out. 415 00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:45,297 -No shit. -He sent me to a commune 416 00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:47,428 to clean bathrooms for six weeks, 417 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:52,145 and then he said I wasn't worthy of having dialogue in a Farré movie 418 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,768 -because of the soap operas. -He did that to you? 419 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:59,401 -He's a motherfucker. -He's a motherfucker. No! He's a genius. 420 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,645 Definitely. 421 00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:03,487 But one must acknowledge that he knows what he wants 422 00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:06,533 and he knows perfectly well what he doesn't want. 423 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,697 I want to live the experience. I'm already living it. 424 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,076 I want to live the experience. 425 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:11,623 You're going to live it! 426 00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,706 -But congratulations. -Yeah, yeah. 427 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,541 -And good luck, Sebas. -Listen. 428 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:20,797 On another note, I'd like to discuss a possibility with you. 429 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:25,092 Maite and I would like to get in touch with Lucía. 430 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:28,063 Or is it too soon for you? 431 00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:30,309 No. What do you mean, how? 432 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:33,771 I talked it over with my wife and there's no problem. 433 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,983 No problem, zero prejudice. 434 00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:39,775 -You mean...? -Yes. 435 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,859 That, yes. 436 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:45,874 I have a new girlfriend, so go for it! 437 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,948 -Enjoy. -Thank you. 438 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,664 -Good luck, Sebas. -Bye, Mai. 439 00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:55,214 -Good luck. That asshole. -These people are so strange. 440 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:58,211 -Since when do you snort? -I don't snort. 441 00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,634 I did it once for this project. 442 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,173 You didn't think he had cameras and wanted to screw you? 443 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:06,587 Think that I'm being watched at the office? Never. 444 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,640 Hey, asshole! 445 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:09,601 Language. 446 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,180 -You screwed Daniel, scumbag. -What's your problem, fucker? 447 00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:14,476 Don't tempt me. What's wrong with your friends? 448 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:18,150 You snort coke in front of everyone and you push people around. What the fuck? 449 00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:21,691 The only cokehead here is you, fucking rich boy with daddy issues. 450 00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:24,946 -Don't talk to me that way, idiot. -Look, princess, if you don't like it, 451 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:28,449 you and your buddy can go fuck yourselves. 452 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:32,833 You can't fire me, I resign. And don't call me "princess." 453 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,412 You can't. You need the job. 454 00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:37,127 Both of you are fired. What part didn't you understand? 455 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:41,298 You're so crass. You're an unrefined and shitty misogynist. 456 00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:43,839 Who orders their initials embroidered on their shirts? 457 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,303 Ever heard of Hugh Hefner? 458 00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:48,592 You have five minutes, and I'm being generous. 459 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:51,848 Five minutes and you can piss off! 460 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:52,931 Boys! 461 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:57,937 You should have let me hit him! 462 00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,560 You can't hit him, Fabiana. 463 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:02,527 -Promise you won't say anything to Mafer. -I can't lie to her. 464 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,608 I'll find the right time... 465 00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:06,736 Okay. 466 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:08,700 Okay, ready? 467 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,581 Ready, everybody on their mark. 468 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,738 -Hi there! -Stand on your mark. 469 00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:15,287 This is the cosmic lake scene, right? 470 00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:22,169 Okay, okay. Wait over there. 471 00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:31,854 Attention. Scene 97, cosmic lake. 472 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:33,719 -Exactly like we rehearsed. -Yes, sir. 473 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,306 Exactly the same. Any questions? 474 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:40,942 Yes. Is this when the android starts being more human, 475 00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:42,402 or is he still an android? 476 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,361 We had a production meeting. 477 00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:46,192 -Didn't we? -Yes. 478 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:47,987 And then we rehearsed it. 479 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:51,490 -And we actually rehearsed it again. -Sure. 480 00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:54,164 And you're asking this on the set? 481 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:55,575 Are you serious? 482 00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,496 Let's see a sequence on camera. 483 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,248 -Sir. -Should I humanize it or not? 484 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:04,214 -Scene 97. Sound? -Ready. 485 00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:06,375 Take one. Set. 486 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:07,384 Hey. 487 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,345 I'm going to humanize it, I am. 488 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,062 Let's go. 489 00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:18,141 Action! 490 00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:22,265 I could be under shooting stars forever. 491 00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:27,571 -Because if this were the end of the world... -I'd be there to die at your side. 492 00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:29,452 Fuck, what's going on? 493 00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:32,986 Who was that? 494 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:35,367 Was it you? 495 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:37,451 Forgive her, forgive her. She's with me. 496 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:41,246 Who are you? Are you an actress, or...? 497 00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:45,214 No. Actually, she's a singer and she plays the ukulele. 498 00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:47,455 Oh, a singer. 499 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,836 -Did you bring your ukulele? -No, sir. 500 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:04,726 -Good, good, good. -Good? 501 00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:06,524 -Good, good! -Good, good! 502 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:09,687 Great. Let's take advantage of this beautiful energy. 503 00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:13,277 -You can feel the energy here. -She's tremendous! Thank you. 504 00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:15,912 Okay, let's do it! 505 00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:18,742 -Let's continue with the scene... -Rodrigo. 506 00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:19,998 Respect the set. 507 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,409 You can feel her. 508 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:23,578 Take two. 509 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:25,745 You can feel her. 510 00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:28,547 What's with you now? 511 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:32,801 Your outfits are really freaky. Cool. 512 00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:36,053 This one is yours. I think it'll look great on you. 513 00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:37,677 This is so sexy. 514 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:41,433 Just what I needed to forget what a shitty day it's been. 515 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,097 I'm thrilled that you like it. 516 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:44,943 Yes! 517 00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:49,691 This is our room of secrets. 518 00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:55,573 You guys are real pros. 519 00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:59,786 Are we going to do it on the floor with our knees bruised, is that it? 520 00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:02,460 You and I start? 521 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:03,578 Let's see. 522 00:27:04,582 --> 00:27:06,132 I love it, I do. 523 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:08,168 -Fabi. -What? What? 524 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:11,709 -What? -Stop. 525 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,797 You're going to ruin the family portrait. 526 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:16,049 What family portrait? 527 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:18,637 I thought we were going to record us fucking. 528 00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:22,181 Where did you get that this is porn? It's a simple family portrait. 529 00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:23,976 I told you, we didn't explain it to her. 530 00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:26,980 Yeah, sure. I don't know what's going on. 531 00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:28,983 What kind of relationship is this? 532 00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:31,475 You're the most closed open couple in the universe! 533 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,437 You have too many rules. 534 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:36,777 Spooning Tuesday, Pancake Sunday. I don't get it. 535 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:39,454 Will you listen to me, please? 536 00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:43,753 It's just a reminder of a pleasant moment the three of us shared. 537 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:46,119 I don't know. I don't know anymore. 538 00:27:46,207 --> 00:27:48,247 What don't you know? 539 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:51,304 We can always change a few things. 540 00:27:51,796 --> 00:27:55,416 I'll forgive you if we do something a bit more sexy... 541 00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:56,878 Whatever you say. 542 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,430 -I'm going to take off the mop. -Go ahead. 543 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:02,063 It's hurting me. 544 00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:24,539 PRIVATE 545 00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:35,256 What the fuck? 546 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:41,716 No way. 547 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,774 -Fabiana? Are you leaving? -I have to go. 548 00:28:50,855 --> 00:28:52,145 -Why? -I'm leaving. 549 00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:55,690 Who are the people in those portraits? Who are you? 550 00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:58,946 -We can explain everything. -No. I'm leaving, I'm leaving. 551 00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:01,819 You aren't going anywhere. I'm sorry, you can't leave. 552 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,907 Don't make us force you. 553 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:11,077 I can't see, Carlos! Get her, Carlos! I can't see! 554 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:17,259 -What are you doing? Stop it. -That's how we chose it. 555 00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:19,339 Honey, come here. 556 00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:23,429 -How was the presentation? -Just great. 557 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:25,432 -Really? -You bet. 558 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,310 -Congratulations. -So we can watch Don't Blame the Dildo, 559 00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:33,151 Fuck Instructions Not Included, 560 00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:36,440 Your Ass's Labyrinth, which is a classic, 561 00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:40,275 Rough and Horny, Your Mother Fucks Too, 562 00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:43,372 On Top of Lucía, Fucking the Jackal, 563 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:47,536 Presumed Fucker, Never Too Young to Fuck, 564 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:50,540 Fucking's a Bitch, The Sleazy Family, 565 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:52,213 -Fuck Whoever You Can, -I haven't watched that. 566 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:57,051 Till Cock Do Us Part, Substitute Fucker 1 and 2, 567 00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:59,509 and finally, Sex, Shame and Tears, 568 00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:01,930 which is the original title because it sounds like porn. 569 00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:06,137 I had a weird day.